How exciting,we've just had a faux evacuation at work
 

I'm thrilled,it was like in the movies!

Not really.Just an excuse to get out of the building to smoke a fag.It feels nippy outside.

Yeah the good thing is the camaraderie that you get between departments in the joy of not having to do 30 minutes of work.

It was just a test to see if any of the employees would get stuck inside the building because they wouldnt remember their department meeting point in case of a real fire.

Did you shove anyone that you don't like on the way out?

I always though that I could elbow someone I hate (which is pretty much everyone I work with), just to make the 'scramble' look more realistic.

we once had three fire evaccuations in one afternoon which was nice.

another time i really didnt want to go to work and saw two magpies in the park as i walked in. so i made my wish (thats what you do if you see two magpies) that something would happen to the office so that i wouldnt have to go there and when i arrived the place had been flooded and totaly destroyed!