mafia
 

how does one join the mafia?

there are several types of mafia,define what you mean.

"Listen up kid, and listen good. You gotta start off at the bottom, doing me some favors and... you know, dirty jobs.
Once you prove to me that you're a good kid, I'll order you to whack someone, and maybe get made.
From then on it's roll babe roll, till you get to the top and TRY to whack me.
That's all there is to it. It's a tough life, being part of our family. Don't you ever forget that!"

"Now, go home and get your fuckin' shine box!!"
*smiles, and takes a sip of his coffee*

tony soprano owns

visit ukraine and get a lesson

Isn't the question how does one get out of the mafia?

Good question Intellivision.

HUSH UP TOKOLOSH.Here's one for you too.

Just go to your local criminal infested area and you will find it.

No thanks. I have one already. Stop trying to flirt with me. Don't make me come all the way to London and do something nasty.

Why would you want to be a parasite?

no,they'll take care of that for you.

no it isnt

"Everybody knows there is no more mafia!"

:whispers: Man this is the internet, the FEDS are always checking messageboards to get information.

oh in that case i just killed someone

APPLICAZIONNE TO JOINA DE MAFIA

Whazza u name _________________________
U-Hage_______________
Whazza u howsa nummer ________________
U-Streeta____________
Whazza-U-Bag? Hitta Man_____ Runna De Nummbas_____ Pimp?____Prostitutta?___Izza U Girl or Boy? (If uzza girl, Oh-Boy!)_____ Justta Checka Wun.
Putta Downa Wearra U Worgga Now___________________________________
Whazza U Inna De Bigga Ouse?_____
Iffa So, For Whatzza U Inna De Bigga Ouse?
I Shoota Wun Guize_____
I Keednap Sumbodys___________
Protekshun Ragget______ Udda Things_____________________
U Wanna B De Bigga Shotz? Yasse_____ No_____ Eh:_______
U Likka Eata Garlic? _________ Pizza? _________ Salami?__________
U No Ow 2 Makke De Cement Shooz? _________________________________
U Driva De Car? _______ Gadillac_______ Buick _____ Linken________
U Likka Spagett?____ Galamari_____ Girlze?_____ Boyze?______(Just peeka one--no foola rounda cus I slappa U face)
U Sees De Godfather? (Or justa de movie?)__________
Thinks You Willa Needda:
1 pare darke glasses
1 poun mozzarella cheez
1 black shurt widda wite tie
1 kiss (later, onna U cheek)
1 pare pointie shooz
1 wite hat, widde blacke brim
1 pare cement shooz
1 spumoni (tutti-frutti)
1 8x10 picchur Frank Sinatra

JOINNA DE LA COSTRA NOSA NOW WHILE YOU STILL CANNA RITE ANN WELLCUMMAH 2 Z FAMIGLIA!