What would Saturnine do if all died?
 

Orphanages around the world are bracing themselves for a newcomer.

The poll's up.

man why didnt you allow multiple choice. i vote #1 and #6

we can see that, thanks.

thanks for lavishing me with so much attention, by the way. i don't know what i would do without you.

Me neither.

you would a) finally get out of the house, and b) create new fictional internet personalities, etc.

mastrubate

She would create more fictional internet personalities to vent about her teenage frustrations

Definetly.

i honestly could not give a shit what cantankerous does.

I chose "join the army" and oddly enough, as it turns out, that's what she picked. (I suppose because that was the wittiest option).