fucking guy
 

there is this lazy ass repair man in my apartment, he needed to change something that would take 15 minutes for a normal repairman, but him its taking hours. i cant go out because theres no one else at home. im getting hungry and theres nothing in the house

Buzzo,i'll strangle you with my bare hands one day!

how bout, strangle me with one hand some other day

hes still here. my god

kill him and eat his body if you're still angry. my posts today are even more stupid than usual. forgive me.

and considering you're home alone there are no witnesses.

he left, i like that idea though. fucker wasted my whole day

JOKES - porn movie - fix his leak - cause him to leak - leak inside him - etc.

i just couldn't quite make a go of it unfortunately, but now you know how sit coms are made.