hey guys
 

updates on my life:
i like my boyfriend he bakes me stuff
fiona apple released a new album
i think i'm gonna drop out of school

Hi Hayden. Who's the lucky one?

Sup.

Next stop: prostitution

his name is steven. he's in the closet and oh so pure. i feel vile just being near him. it's nice we're going to a movie tonight and he bakes me things.

Being in the closet is so passe these days.

he's came out mostly in the last few months. he's a virgin. i'm growing up or something.

Baking in the closet is dangerous. Carbon monoxide can kill you!

i wish i was gay

Um......you're not???

Wow.

the good news are, the barely 16 year old girl agreed to go out with me a few days ago, she's gorgeous (like really :eek:) & seems to like me.

the bad news are, she just revealed she has a boyfriend (whom she's unsure about, but still), i was such a simp, and now am afraid i might get friend zoned?!?

i fucking hate girls. :mad:

When you pull up in your van, ply her with candy.

That always seems to work on tv.

ALL RED FLAGS.

And I wouldn't recommend dating anyone who has even the tiniest potential to blackmail you. At least wait til she can buy her own cigarettes.

Ask to see her bedroom (innocently, of course). If she has heart-shaped photo collages of her friends and corsages from homecoming on her walls, walk away, man.

I can only imagine the tedium of having to deal with a (BARELY) 16 year-old in the short short intervals between sexmakings.

Hot or not: fuck that shit

i was trying to forget about her age, and take her seriously. might've been a poor decision.

why are such young girls allowed to be so attractive, anyway? this is madness.

plus they persuade you to think they're "more mature" than other girls their age. gah.

Barring legality, age is not so much the issue as is maturity.

Without trying to be too patronizing, at her very young age, the maturity level is likely to follow suit.

you would be setting yourself up for massive levels of grief.

I thought you got married?

Hayden is 14.

$10.00 has louder lurking the break-up thread.

but i don't look a day over 12!