Dear Penis
 

Compose letters to your penis here.

dear penis -

keep up the good work.

PS - is it ok if i call you big dipper?

dear penis,

just do as i say or else.

dear penis

youre boring me. thank you

rep

Dear Penis,

It takes you 76 fucking threads to come up with a decent title? You utter, utter prick.

If you can't stand the hilarity, get out of the Über-thread!

Find all threads started by Glice
http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/sea...earchid=313427

i'd rather read one of glice's threads than one of yours you insuferable tosser.

you can give me that tenner at atp glice.

Dear Penis,
how come you stand up for men and sit down for women?
you little devil you. i love you anyways..

your right he didnt. your point being?

Now you're just typing gibberish! OOPS!

Dear penis, i wonder why i am writing a letter, maybe i should just look down and talk to you. Anyway, tomorrow when we'll be in that house on the moountains, please do not shrink too much for the cold, just in case, you know...
thanks

Dear penis,

I love vagina more then you, sorry.

Peer Pressure hehe

You guys just gotta imagine that your central nervous system is no longer allowing your penis to send neural impulse-messages to your brain as it does naturally, and that, vice versa, your brain also cannot communicate with your penis normally. Faced with this particularly odd predicament one can only, to use a meatphor, mail letters via snail mail to one's genitals and so that's what we have here in the thread...copies of those hypothetical messages.

Dear Penis,

Dear Penis!
Why do people call you dear penis ?
why do you need sex?
why do you still want to come in when you have no permission?
why do you rape women and children?
why are you so popular, adored, even treated like something holy?
why do you need more than one vagina?
why do you make slaves of women?
why are you still allowed (example in Africa) to keep a hole harem ?
why do you make woman cry?
why do you make the war?
why do you need power?
why can t you calm down and stop?
why do you invented H.I.V.?
why can t you die ?
why can t you feel ?
why can t you give ?
why can t you think?
why, penis do you cause all these miseries?
simple answer:you' re just a penis and if i had one i would fuck you in the...

shrinked sausages should be considered as gifts..

Dear Penis
Won't you come out to play
Dear Penis
Greet the brand new day
The sun is up, the sky is blue
It's beautiful and so are you
Dear Penis
Won't you come out to play

dear penis,

why is there no dear vagina thread?