happy birthday, america!
 

shut up.

my country beat up your country.

my country has 54 different kinds of instant mashed potatoes!!!!

didn't watch the vid, probably fascist propaganda.... today marks the birth of the greatest cuntry ever, so fuck all of you. what it has become is disgusting, but the principles it was founded on are amazing and even though my freedoms are slowly being stripped away i enjoy them as much as possible, esp today. once again, if you don't like the U.S.A. or you don't live here, you can suck a fart out of my asshole.

Look at the mess you've made. Imagine the cleaning bill if we had it back. Just imagine.

It's 100 degrees here. ONE HUNDRED FUCKING DEGREES.

ZERO patriotism.

Trunky wunky! Hello! Alright?

Jolly good mate, and yourself?

America, I'll be celebrating you by sleeping.

when I was in utah, they tried to make me jump into a marble oxen vat, in the name of some dead person, likely a holocaust victim.

it fucked me up for life.

we do this in americ a:

Wow that's one tight outf....oh wait.

fireworks to pretend war while we actually blow shit up simultaneously in several other countries.

mouthing off about civil rights and freedom while many folks openly and joyfully seek to oppress their fellow compatriots.

exorbitant spending on bullshit while people literally starve to death in THIS country let alone elsewhere in the world..

America the hypocrite. God bless us because surely we need it all the more because we are not deserving ;)

America is...

sorry, in regards to America, her birthday often makes me as sullen and jaded as birthdays and christmas boils yuppie blood in the pitiless self-reflection of a mid-life crisis.

America is like all places, a lot of bad, a lot of good, Goldilochs principle applies all the way across the board. All countries are the same, but America is horribly self-blinded to this reality, whereas people like the Fins or the Dames seem to be collectively remorseful about crimes their people haven't even committed for a thousand years!

I dig penitence, not exorbitance ;)

mid-life is fucking fantastic btw.

you know why? america.

I love/hate the United States. Enjoy the fireworks

Me too. So I'm gonna celebrate America with Japanese pop music.

...and a joint.