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Oh, you're getting me all worked up now!
I'll have to wait until the NASCAR race is over to answer your question.
Maybe I'll eat some fatty foods and clean my gun collection first.

FUCK! I'm missing NASCAR!?

Yee-haw!

Earnhardt just pulled in front of Gordon!

Are you seeing this, Erik?

Sorry, my attention was diverted by a super-size soft drink and some White Castles.

Understandable.

How are those french fries?

Freedom Fries.

i'm so jealous of you guys, you have monster trucks!! monster trucks!!!

(i really i'm jealous)

Dude, I totally went this badass Monster Truck rally in Hutchinson last year.

GRAVEDIGGER!

i watched a monster truck rally on cable once and i totally remember the gravedigger!!!

What? Anyone want to drink some maple-syrup flavoured beer and watch the hockey game?

i'd rather drink mezcal and watch the local league of real football (by which i mean soccer).

i can't think of anything worse, mexico might as well have the worse football league after the u.s.

no shame in having a nice collection

bump.