christmas gifts you should NOT buy for your daughter
 

classic.

the comments are hysterical.

"I purchased this aquapet with the other 2 exclusive sets as well, worth the price! They work great, interact with each other while your kid smiles is the best part of it all!! Happiness!
The price is unbeatable!! for 7 dollars it can be the PERFECT christmas gift for those toddlers and kids you never thought your relatives had and had to get them something too =D

It is guranteed not to break, and toddlers care for their favorite guy Sponge Bob Square Pants like hes all they have, so you can trust them with this toy. Very enjoyable, and a must have for any kid!!"

I guess they shared

The flesh-colored base makes it even worse.

absolutely fucking hilarious

i was speechless for a good while

for a moment, didn't think it was real

so anyway do you have to give your kids one of these too?




obvious, yes... but you gotta avoid the burn

heres another one:
HARRY POTTER VIBRATING BROOM
http://www.ns-stables.com/nimbus/


This toy was #1 on my daughter's Christmas list. So what the heck, although it has no educational value I figured it would be good for imaginative play. It wasn't until after she opened her gift and started playing with it that I realized that the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and ***VIBRATES*** when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on---what were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed.

My 12 year old daughter is a big Harry Potter fan, and loved the part with the Nimbus 2000, so I decided to buy her this toy. I was afraid she would think it was too babyish, but she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick! A great buy for any Harry Potter fan! :)

Other reviewers seemed to be simply clueless. “Poola13” from Ohio noted how popular the toy was with his/her 12-year-old daughter and her friends. Poola13 added in the June 11, 2002, review that, “they play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too!”

mildly amusing at best.

hahaha. Talk about bad toy design.

the harry potter broom reviews in amazon were quite hilarious too

I've got my broomstick, baby
I've got my paperback novel
I'm gonna lay right here
And I ain't gonna grovel

What's the use of lying
I won't believe you
What's the use of crying
It won't relieve you

I've got my broomstick
I've got my paperback novel
I'm gonna lay right here right now
And I ain't gonna grovel

^Oh yes.

I know what I want for x-mas.

New from Mattel!

My very first DILDO!