noizy neighborz
 

you know, i really enjoy these posts

Go tell those fuckers to pipe their shit down! Bummer, man...

As a side note, how long does it take for you to write those crazy posts?!

I have a constant war with my fuckin cunt fuckin neighbours. They play really shitty must, such as last Saturday, the fat cunt man, played that fuckin Led Zepplin song (theme tune to Top Of The Pops) over and over again, so I fuck held my finger on his door bell until he answered it and I told him to shut the fuck up. His stupid girlfriend bitch just stomps around all the fuckin time. They get up at like 7.00 am at the weekend and start fuckin hoovering, man I'm gonna kill them.

Do give in, just fuckin complain, and keep complaining, until they shut up. It's kinda fun shouting at someone, it's good for you!

If its that bad, maybe you should move. I know it would be a pain in the ass, but if theyre really that bad and theres nothing else you can do...

murder, perhaps?

Move to the country.

DO NOT MOVE. Don't give in! You can will. Just act like a complete ass the whole time. Slam your door, play your music late, laugh at them in the street (I do this all the time to my neighbour, it's loads of fun).
Remember this is a psychological war. You can win! You must win!

who do you think cares about your whining anyways?

Diva!

i do!

can i request more posts by bunbury, please?

thank you.

Am I the only one that thinks these posts are humourous little stories and not, in fact, an acurate portrayal of Bunburys life?

no.

exactly--- most entertaining stuff

Good point.

My guess... not too many.

shoot them

im a really noisy neighbour.

i got warned by the janitor, whatever the hell that means.

it's not the quantity, but the quality of the interest & the interested that counts.

why?

because we have more fun.