i got arrestred tonight
 

and it was not tha tbad!!!
the village cops let me chill in the lobby for 30 minutes
(unlike the black fellow who was sent immediately to his cell)
they gave me a sunny delight and a hot biscuit with a sausage
they were pretty nice cops
the cell was spotless, they gave me a new blanket (which i could throw away or keep after i was bailed out)
must say, it wasnt bad at all

hell yes for memorial village cops!

what did you do to merit getting arrested?

Excellente!

taxfree!

laugh, library

Arrested, eh? Let me guess. For possessing the evil weed?

Happens to almost every stoner I know. The more ya get stoned, the more careless ya get. My daughter and her friends had been getting stoned for months before they were caught by police. They were getting not only lax about where they smoked but also were feeling, hey, we've been lucky so far, nothing's going to happen to us. So, the night they were arrested, they were hot boxing in her car--midnight, middle of a supermarket parking lot, big overhead light spotlighting the car, only car in the lot. Um, duh...?

Kids are a lot less discreet than in my day. When I smoked, the locales were the basement, a closed room, maybe, maybe behind the house late at night, usually just with a friend or two, furtively, secretly, and you never, never smoked in your car or on the street. You were, you know, careful not to get caught, which meant you didn't smoke illegal stuff outside where there are cops and nosy neighbors.

Free sausage? For breaking the law? Damn, I'll have to do that more often

nahhh, im not stupid haha!
i dont smoke in public or in cars
thats just dumb!
if im not smoking in my pool house or upstairs (my parents never come upstairs), im smoking at a friends house because most of the parents dont care about weed. its funny, they're all conservative republicans but they know wasap when it comes to weed. shit, a couple of them smoke themselves! like one of my friends dad is really into art, and he smoked pot with us to celebrate the new jackson pollock piece he had acquired.


i was arrested (along with 3 other friends) for public intoxication
my friend had a pool party last night
a couple of friends and i were walking home from his place (about 2 blocks away)
we were SHITFACED and it was a close walk so we were like why risk getting pulled over and getting arrested for drinking and driving?
so, we walked
3-5 minutes later a cop turns his lights on
we stop
and then another cop drives by and sees the light so he comes
and then another
so theres 3 cops
4 of us
they know we're drunk, they do the tests
and then they arrest us
i was okay with it though
i knew we'd get bailed out quick
and i had heard that the memorial village was nice and clean
so, we get to the place
we're in a waiting room
they let us chill in there for 30 minutes (which was cool cause we got to bullshit)
i call my dad
he bailed us all out

check out this baller ass fucking pool

here in italy it's very different cause you cant go in jail just cause the alcool, I think....fucking lord!

are you kidding?!?

no. here if you drive drunken you lose 10/20 points of your license drive.

Well, you were smart about not driving. I hate that law. You can't walk out in public under the influence? So screwed up. And yet they don't want you to drive. They think nobody ever walks out of a bar drunk!?

He's 19.

how the eff do you know that?!
but yes, im 19
and here in texas, TABC can actually walk into bars and arrest people that are TOO drunk
yeah, it doesnt make any fucking sense?!?!
the bars are trying to fight this shit, people are scared to get drunk now

You have let the occasional bit of personal info slip out onto the Internets.

In Texas, of all places. Where cowboys are supposed to drink Lone Star all the time and the stuff with the worm in the bottle.

that low sucks for real! so in usa you cant drink on the road??? you cant be drunken at all? I think it's better I dont come overseas!

but if you are all and ever sober how could you voted for bush?

thats tequila
thats more like... mexico

It's easier to vote for Bush if you aren't sober.