So, I've decided I'm not moving in January
 

To anywhere.

I don't need to look for a place.

Any tips?

L.A. baby, no just playing go to Santa Barbara a very beautiful and relaxing place.

don't look for appartments.

ha ha
thats hillarious.

priceless.

Should I not look for houses, either? I suppose I shouldn't worry about saving money for deposits or down payments on a new mortgage, either.

Looks like I'm going to have a lot to not worry about.

Become a drifter like Jack Kerouac and move in with your mother.

yeah! thats my 5 year plan!

That would be difficult, given she's been six feet under since 1980.

ok with a relative.

No. I hate most of my relatives.

Like I said, I'm not moving anywhere. But I appreciate the advice.

If you are not moving in january, just plant your ass in front of the computer with years of food supply and die in front of your computer as an old fat man.

I'll consider it. Thanks. What kind of food?

lots of progresso can soup and anything in a can.

and things that last more than a year with lots of that unhealthy preservatives.

Spam?

A+ Parody thread.

You could always worry about the psychological damage that will inevitably result from remaining in Iowa.

Worry about it? Way past that point, I'm afraid. The damage is done.

oh. man. and i thought you were going to faint paralysis.

I leave in less than three weeks, my friends.