The Fall quote generator
 

http://members.tripod.com/~GColeman/quote.html

The generator consists of lyrics, sleeve notes, quotes about the band, by MES and others. Use it like the I Ching, remembering to ask a question first; use it to select an email signature; use it to impress your friends by identifying the origin of every quote that comes up; use it when you need five seconds of low-level web-based entertainment. But don't view the document source and read all of them at once, or you will be like small child with stomach ache after eating all the sweeties.

Saw the holy ghost I swear/ on the screen.

You don't see rabbits being walked down the street/ And you don't see many cats on leads

Someone claimed their dog had been molested by a textile chemist

My Cat says eeeee-ack

Fall speech YEAH!Sometimes i write over the smoking warnings on packets of cigarettes so as to make it read like something that Mark E Smith would have written.

People in groups are just twats in my eyes

You may like The Fall Press Kit - 'a resource for bastard lazy journalists': http://www.visi.com/fall/multimedia/presskit.html

In your father's bedroom closet pack/ Contraceptives. Pru Plus Plan. Objectives. Demob pictures. Old train sets

Instead of going to Montserrat, a la Simon Le Bon, I bought a caravan in Weymouth and nearly shot my mum

It's nothing new to me, man. The Fall have always been a rap group
^ so true.

And if there's any more requests to sign Morrissey singles there'll be trouble

Oh yes,i bumped into that site before.

After a Fall record, just about any other piece of music sounds trite and sentimental

May I insert a photograph?



"We are private detectives back from a musical pilgrimage/ We work under the name of the Fall"

Fall art YEAH!I want to answer to my boss in a Fall mode,one day, and see what happens.

On Morning Of It: Saw Flabby Wings and Ran cross frosty crusting of Plate glass, from the SKRIKKING KIDS, NOT FIT FOR: HEX END. --the BIG P

With your daft African pop/ And that wine you call bull's blood

The best thing about this is that I then get a hankering to listen to whichever song it's from. In this case, Hilary.

"I've fucked more women than you've ever seen"


Too true. Smith is one helluva manly man.

the fall is gay, i hate them.