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How spicy would you like your chang sauce?

That is like sooo personal.

Is not!

Man.

That's deep.

Dig?

huh?

those b&w popeye give you a run for the money, towelie.

is your book still selling?

a million tiny fibers

Yes. It's doing so good I got a contract to write another book. I have to come up with some good ideas for the book really soon. In the old days I would get high and then start to write but that would always get me into trouble. So now I'm going to write a page a day and then when I'm done I'm gonna get high to reward my hard work for the day. It's not easy being a towel in a human world ya know. Man, I wanna get high so bad. I better come up with an idea for the first page so that I can get high. I can't wait to get high.

That's quite a system you have there. I have a system like that myself that's sort of similar, but I bet you could also write a great self-help book.
But don't become like Tony Robbins or anything on us now ehheehe.

Hey, thanks for your reply, towelie! After I wrote that question, I figured you'd just not respond or tell me to go look it up myself on the bestseller list. You sure are a nice...towel, that is, you sure know how to keep it real.

Yeah, people don't understand but I have alot to offer to people to help themselves. Just because I'm rich and famous and getting high with the jet set crowd now doesn't mean I want to stop helping others. I got alot of ideas for a self-help book. But never worry about me being like Tony Robbins. I will autograph my book for you without eating you like he did to Peter Griffin. Even if I do got the munchies.

Wanna get high?

Well, I think it's just that you have a very unique perspective...being a towel and all.

I was gonna get high before The Simpsons, but yeah, now would be good too.

WooHoo!!