There's a pretty visual arts girl that...
 

...just sat beside me in the computer lab, and the rest of the lab is empty. I've never talked to her though. What should I do? Start talking to her? Show her this thread? Anyway, I gotta wrap this up just in case she looks at the screen

Talk to her. Don't let her know of your horrific, gruesome emo past. Or your wigger present, for that matter.

hell yeah talk to her. she sat next to you did she not??????

i find the pretty art girls really un approachable.

I'm not a wigger yo. I'm wearing a dress shirt and beige cons, I just really like G-funk.

But yeah, she seems really determined to get her assignment complete, I don't know if it's appropriate to bother her, especially since I don't know her

I'm super shy myself, I approached one at the start of the year because she walked on the bus with a huge "Jesus and Mary Chain" patch on her bag and I complimented it. Other than that, I haven't really brought myself to talk to them.

furtively unplug her computer off the way and when she asks for help then become her hero.

or get up & say im going to buy a coffee, do you want something?

or i dont fucking know. let your gut be the guide.

and listen to cheeto-- if he sat next to you well maybe she digs you. or at least doesn't find you repellent-- she would have sat across the room otherwise.

furtively unplug her computer off the way and when she asks for help then become her hero.

or get up & say im going to buy a coffee, do you want something?

or i dont fucking know. let your gut be the guide.

and listen to cheeto-- if he sat next to you well maybe she digs you. or at least doesn't find you repellent-- she would have sat across the room otherwise.

definately

shell laugh...

lemme just add:

the natural thing would have been to say hello right when she sat-- at least a nod, you know?

the longer you let the time pass the weirder it will get. of course don't push it, wait for a natural break in the situation & then



pounce, baby, pounce!!

I recommend the good old 'Do you mind watching my stuff while I go for a piss/ get a coffee'. If it's a coffee, ask if she wants one. Badabing, conversation opened.

Second option is always to just get your cock out, slam it on the table and shout "LUNCHTIME - MAIN COURSE: MY COCK". Never failed me yet, that one.

That only works for Glice.

I do have an enormous penis, that is true. Huuuuuge it is.

and only in his opium-induced fantasies if i may add

Ooh, saucer of milk for the guy with the squiggles.

eye contact.


;-)

well, you cant just go up to her and fuck her...

fall out of your chair, shell then ask you if you're alright and then you start a whole conversation

there's this trick to kind of get eye contact... very familiar to me when i was still at high school: drop something, a pencil or something and try to drop it in a way that it rolls to her side or something... =P

Not to be confused with "Huuuuuudge."

Hey inhuman, like totally like touch her boob when she's not watching.
lol