Bizarre medical crushes
 

I have a huge crush on the dental assistant who worked on my mouth the other day. I was just noticing, as she's poking around in my mouth, what big blue eyes she has and I sort of felt my heart go all pitter-patter. God, I hate when that happens.

Has this ever happened to you? Is there a named syndrome for this?

[quote=Kegmama]Never happened to me; when my gynecologist has his fingers poking around in my vagina the last thing I am thinking of are his big blue eyes.

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Yes, well, that is different. I don't normally get the hots when my doc is giving me the old finger exam, either.

Finger in mouth--that's a bit more sensual, you know. Especially when she's so nice about it.

And I take exception to the pervert label. It's not like I intentionally went, oh, I think I'll get all hot and bothered about this babe. It just happened. I wasn't even thinking about sex, I just happened to look up into her face and got zapped. Maybe it was the novacaine.

or was a young chick.

Yeah blame your male hormones.

Well, it wasn't really sexual arousal. Though I'm sure that was a factor. It wasn't the "you're so hot and I feel like a horny teenager" lust--it was more like "gosh, you're sweet and lovely and could I stare deep into your eyes for a few minutes" romantic nonsense. I'm serious.

hell...:p

sweeeeeeet

why are gynecologists men? i mean dont state the obvious here but it does seem strange to me.

My wife's is a woman.

There are women gynecologists out there.... But if you're a man and you say "I wanna be a gynecologist" people probably get less freaked out than if a girl said it. You know?

Interesting fact: Age 10 shit pop star Ricky Martin wanted to be a gynecologist. What a perv.

would you rather have him as a shit popstar or as a glory hole inspector?

I think he should combine the two for extra joy.

somehow i dont think ricky is into the ladies. just an observation.

haha! thats is fuckin hillarious!
Kegmama you crack me up girl

You must spread some Reputation around before poking Kegmama's vagina again.

I once saw a video of him having a gay orgy. Can't find it anymore. But it was late at night maybe it wasn't really him. Although he did look like him a lot.

yummy!

When I went to the opticians last I had my eyes checked by a lady...in a dark, quiet room with her peering into my eyes and the close proximity....Y'know. I can see why those sort of situations can provide some pathetic glimpse of sexual/sensual excitement...it's the intimacy I suppose.

i kinda lost track of this thread...

what?

i had a similar experience years ago. it was very tense for a moment, until she told me i had to go to hospital because my eyes are fucked.