what the fuck is up with my pinky?
 

its numb all of this week and i cant feel it. what the hell is this?

that means you'll have to get it amputated.


just kidding, i have no idea.

Maybe a trapped nerve... If it continues go to the doctor 'cause numbness can be a sign of comething VERY SERIOUS.
*waggles finger*

excessive masturbation

Bad blood circulation, maybe. it happened to me once after sitting for like 5 hours, but after a short walk everything "worked" properly, so i didn't even start to worry. But YOU should be worried.

bang it really hard a few times with a hammer.
that will clear the numbness.

Gangrene?

dude! that actually worked!

only it wasnt a hammer it was a mini stapler. i was bored on dutch and started hitting it cause it was fun and it didnt hurt cause it was numb.

Please will someone bang me really hard over the head with a hammer. or a stapler. I dont really mind which.

Not enough practicing Van Halen style tapping...that'll help. or cut down on the wanking...

first thing you need to check is if there is shit under the fingernail, if so, you gotta remember where you put it last.

if it is what i think, it could be flesh-eating bacteria! :eek: :D

Exactly.