o-man, have you ever...
 

looked back after defecating, to see how long is your fecal matter. i've just done it, and feeled the need to share this with you people.



whoa!

at was our dear lord thinking about when he created indian food?

Oh, great.

Once I had a really awesome shit, though, where it stretched all around and down the pipe or something. All in one piece. Hella long. I was proud.

Where were you last week? Winner! Best username! Winner!

I hereby usurp whatever the actual result was in favour of this person.

Who's with me in the mutiny in the land of ridiculous self-referential bollocks?

nice.
now who the fuck are you really?

My God, it's actually a great post as well!

WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome to the board. You're the shit.

meh! FOOL! everyone looks-- or should-- it's a natural human instinct

if you don't look, then you have serious psychological problems, it's my guess

but keep your turds to yourself. :p

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PS- you need to eat more fiber. i also spotted a bit of blood. hemorrhoids?