The Dentist Gave Me Drugs!!
 

I just got my wisdom teeth out and he gave me acetimetiphane (am I spelling that right??). I guess they're okay. I would've much rather have gotten some oxycodin.

But fuck it. They're just as good.

Since you asked, it's "acetaminophen." You got Tylenol.

I myself would be exceedeingly happy with some Mepregan Fortis
(meperedine). One of the last times I got some of those was when a friend went to the dentist. I couldn't believe that the dentist gave him those. The time before that, this girl I knew from knowing her friends had some in her hand at the bar and I exclaimed that I knew what the pills were. The gal had just went for breast reduction surgery and that's how she had them. She was rather bountiful, and she gave me some purple pill bounty for knowing what they were.

Some of that Oxycontin (oxycodone) or MS Contin is nice though.

Yeah, I know. Its a lot stronger then the over the counter shit though.

Sure, whatever you say.

There is such a thing as prescription Tylenol 2, 3, & 4 that all have increasing amounts of codeine in them respectively, but acetaminophen is just regular Tylenol.

'The Dentist Gave Me Drugs!!'

that would be an awesome name for a song

I'm on novo-trimel right now, and it really relaxes you when you first start taking them, and you get really dizzy too. They're fun, but I got used to them so it takes about 3 before I feel a buzz.

George Harrison's dentist dosed The Beatles at a dinner party.
They rode on a bus later and John wrote "Yellow Submarine" on the ride home.
I imagine that after the occasion, "Dr. Robert" became the hook-up for all sorts of drugs for The Beatles and others.
Ring my friend I said you'd call Dr. Robert,
Day or night he'll be there anytime at all Dr. Robert.

Dr. Robert, your a new and better man,
He helps you to understand,
He does everything he can, Dr. Robert.

If your down he'll pick you up Dr. Robert,
Take a drink from his special cup Dr. Robert

Dr. Robert, he's a man you must believe,
Helping everyone in need,
No one can succeed like Dr. Robert

Well, well, well your feeling fine,
Well, well, well, he'll make you Dr. Robert

My friend works for the national health Dr. Robert,
Don't take money to see yourself with Dr. Robert

Dr. Robert, your a new and better man,
He helps you to understand,
He does everything he can Dr. Robert

Well, well, well, your feeling fine,
Well, well, well, he'll make you Dr. Robert

Ring my friend I said you'd call Dr. Robert (2x)
Dr. Robert!

It's actually supposed to be about Dr Pepper, the soft drink, only the company sued and Lennon was forced to change the words. Originally, it was "Dr Pepper, your a new and better cola, You help me say hello-ah, I spill-a you all ovah, Dr Pepper" and that's why there's the line about "drinking from his special cup."

You can find this on the rare bootleg Love is just Evol Spelled Backwards.

dude, i hate pills. uggggh!
the worst are lorcets

That's why I take supplementary drugs crypto.

i dont like pharmaceuticals

p.s. did ya get my pm?

Yeah thanks man. But cannot affordany of those things.

oh.

well, theres a much simpler way.
i'll try and find the link.
all you need is a few materials, wouldnt run ya more than 10 bucks

I had my tonsils taken out a few years ago (I was 22) and met with complications that led to a blood transfusion and a hospital stay. The good side? My doctor gave me a prescription for liquid codeine with unlimited refills. He also gave me these instructions: "The only way you won't be in pain is to stay ahead of it by taking as much of this stuff as you can. Don't worry, you can't get addicted to it in the time it'll take your tonsils to heal" (2 months!). My roommates kept finding me asleep, sitting up, with my eyes open in front of my old SNES. I remember very little about those months.

Your dentist really gave you acetaminophen for yr widom teeth? That seems WAY too weak. I get stronger stuff than that for a root canal. You're probably just remembering it wrong. Wait, you might be young enough that they didn't have to do surgery to remove them? If they remove them when they're still "buds" I heard it's a pretty simple procedure.

sounds almost blissfull.

n2o..

My dad is dentist.
He's cool.

I thought this thread was going to be about LSD. Afterall, most dentists have the right ingredients to make acid.