The Herb
 

"The natural objects, they are His, this herb He has created, but its inherent virtue He has not created; for each virtue is uncreated, that is, God is without beginning and not created, and thus all virtues and forces were in God before heaven and earth and before all things had been created...Herbs are created just as trees and stars..." - Paracelsus AKA Phillipus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim (1493-1541)

who exactly is this greedy hoarder?

anyway, i have one word for you: colorado!

Red is indeed my favorite color!

yes. it works at multiple levels.

Motherfucker's name was Bombastus goddamnit. My wife and I are going to change our name to that if we both make it to 60. I'll be Rob Bombastus.

paracelsus was alright.

i don't think his name beats thelonious sphere, though. sphere! best middle name ever.

Monk does indeed rule.

Listening to music and pot....what a great way to spend a Saturday night....haha...

what did you hear when you listened to the pot?

It told me to do some baaad things maaan.....some really baaad things....

Heh...last night I smoked a joint in the copmany vehicle after I got home.....it still reeks of dat herb.....and my Dad was using the car today....whoops!

Oh god....this bowl tastes like assssssss....I'm fucking gagging so hard now. Well....that totally killed tokin' today....

I'm SO indifferent to the dope scene, hence why I think dope fiends are nothing but odious, pretentious poseurs who are wont to make total assholes of themselves whilst high, becoming societal tragic figures of fun.

there is no dope "scene"

re-wire your brainwash.

i don't know where you live but i find drunks way more obnoxious and dangerous than potheads-- smashing things, getting into fights, vandalizing property, wrecking cars at high speeds, vomiting all over...

Indeed.

My wife and I are always amazed that someone can walk into nearly any job, say loudly to their co-workers, "I am gonna get so drunk tonight!" or, "I am running slow because I drank so much last night!" and NO ONE CARES.

fuck that shit. I find that shit so stupid.