Most likely to have touched the leg of a sparrow in the last 24 hours.
 

Seriously though, I'm pretty apathetic towards the 'yrbk', which apparently doesn't require vowels, but it's getting a bit tenuous now, no?

is this some weird cockney slang, or is your question accessible to all sentient beings?

Leave Dante out of this.

Faaackin' 'ell guvna, wassall vis abaat? Iss a faackin' question, innit?

i thought so. my vote then goes to "e"

i rubbed my mickey of the leg of a cow recently, and i stuck it to a garden shed.