Does Glice Have a Huge Cock?
 

Hung like a bull, or phallicly challenged?

phallicly challenged,
nice.

I dont know.

a phallus is a penis.

Aww I did a poll for this one and everything, but I'm retarded so it didn't post with it.

Hung like a barnacle, so I hear.

Hehe, you said cock.

Of course, seeing as a thread has been started in your honor, you're obligated to provide photos for accurate results.

Sure thing. You want them now, or do you want the poll to run for a bit?

Now of course. I like to stay informed.

Now YOU be the judge. (His name's Jeremy).

How did I know you would have a name for your cock? And a pretentious one at that.

To be fair, it wasn't me who named it. His original name was Tarquin, so make of that what you will.

Pictures please.

A legacy of ostracization and exile, eh? This doesn't fare well for you with the ladies.

Oh yeah, I'm the archetypal wild card. They all want to tame me, but no one can keep me. Or, alternatively, I have what they call a 'chequered' past. Meh.

Haha you're awesome.

He does he show it to me, last night.

HA (RON) Jeremy

Second-best thread ever. After Hip Priest's Cheese thread.

you're lucky i didn't do this poll because option #1 would have been

"in his mouth"

and you know that would have won :D