this kid on myspace
 

asked me if i would devirginize him (well, my words, not his beautiful crafted prose).

what a night.

hit that shit.

eh, i'm not into kiddies.

i have my own affairs of the heart to manage anyways. (if i actually thought he was cute and i was mentally handicapped.)

i didn't know you meant "minor" by "kid".

by all means, don't hit that shit...piss on it.

Watch this.

Well, that was wierd. Jade, you maybe have the cutest friends known to human-kind. The one that posted before me is nearly as cute as you. Watch out, dogg.

Piss on kids?

R Kelly stylez.

us fucking? kinda hard not to, babe.

r kelly style is the best way to go

yes, my friends are cute. too cute, perhaps. i know a lot of cute kiddies around town.

Tell him, that you can't because if you do the time continuim would self-destruct and chaos would follow, leaving men infertile. just say this so you won't hurt his feelings, just putting it nicely.

hmm. that'll work.

i gotta spread the rep around.. damn.

word.