left or right? (alternative meaning)
 

Are you left handed or right handed?

(I'm a lefty by the way...)

Lefty.

Is wanking the same pleasure for a leftie?Or do you suffer for it?

I wouldn't know, having never been right handed. It's alright, I suppose.

It's about the same, except for the fact that while righty's go to regular hell for it, lefty's go to the hell with free cake and box wine.

Mmm. Box wine.

I masturbate and smoke with my left hand but I'm right handed.

Right. I hold a hockey stick left handed though.

Right handed....

lefty but i do almost everything with my right. almost.


whoo, i get cake and wine.

right handed :D

dominantly lefty. i can't do anything with my right hand.

left-handed for writing and most stuff, but there are a few things i do right-handed.

i'm right-footed.

I'm left handed. Although I smoke and use a lighter with my right (among other things) I'm fairly ambidextrous I suppose, when writing with my right hand it's usually neater than people who are right handed.

right handed.

same with my family.

righty

left handers rule! kill those right handed bastards.

studies have shown that lefties are smarter than right handed people

You are obviously the proof.

yes, i am. trust me

that describes me well too