Is Kegmama a smutty little what-not?
 

Or am I the one with the dirty mind?

you filthy old man you.

I was going to make a Mrs Slocombe joke, but my guess is that ARe You Being Served? isn't a staple of US television, so the whole thing would be pointless.

It also wouldn't have been very funny, I imagine.

Anyway, I say kegmama's desperately nice.

Not smutty enough if you ask me. They never are.

Edit: Actually, apart from Mrs Mama, I don't think anyone would benefit from being smuttier.

"hope you can get another pussy to play with soon"

It's a lovely sentiment. As it happens, and as I've mentioned, there are plenty of friendly pussies in my street; when they see me coming home they chase me down the street, looking for a stroke and some milk. They're lovely.

Are You Being Served isn't funny anyway.

Kegmama has a filthy mouth and a dirty mind (fine qualities both), but she has also gone on record saying she would never participate in a threesome, so she'll always be a prude to me.

She is certainly nice.

The first couple of series, with the Mr Grainger character , had their moments.

How does being unwilling to participate in a threesome make someone a prude?

pics. just pics.

And,anyway,foursomes are better.

you beat me to it!

Even number. People don't get arsey about being left out.

I was thinking the exact same thing when I read it.

The more the merrier.

kegmama is the bestest. love you keg.

She throws in the occasional dirty comment but it's never anything too extreme.

oh yes! yummy!!

Dirty mind? You?