Mark E Smith Is Jesus
 

The Fall's Mark E Smith is to appear in the third series of Johnny Vegas' surreal sitcom Ideal.

The show about scally Manchester drug dealer Moz has Mark E Smith taking on the role of Jesus.

Jesus plots to get Moz killed as a punishment for his dope fuelled existence.

The second series of Ideal is being repeated on BBC 2 later this month and series will air on BBC 3 in March.

hahaha thats amazing,

teeheehee

Fucking hell

i didn't know jesus was into dishing out punishment. i thought he was more a, *cough*, bottom...

Fucking bullshit. Fucking mancs. Sacrilege.

I am literally flabbergasted.

so is it blasphemous to the name of jesus christ or the name of mark e.
smith?

Jesus, of course. The day anyone from Manchester is fit to portray Jesus Christ is the day hell freezes over.

I didn't know that Jesus was from Manchester.How dare he?

oh my goodness me!

Hey yeh about that, im pretty sure im Jesus

ha thats incredible! excellent........

you decide which im talking about..... mark vegas or jesus anal....

See Mark E Smith's portrayal of Jesus here, if you want.

The albums Extricate and Shift-Work are reissued on Monday, with 2nd discs of extra material.

will check this out later i imagine its funny and scary.

Cripes.

If Jesus were alive today, he'd support Everton. Or Man Utd.