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you can bet that whatever he does say, his brother Gimpleton will be along to set the record straight and scold the incalcitrant rapscallion.
he told me his full name is Tobias Hefflepuff Fudgely Bonias Bumblethwaite Gimpleton the 3rd, and that he lives in the rural backwaters of yorkshire. but the 3rd part is just for show, he doesn't really have a title however his family are believed to have descended from one of the german/british royal families cousin marriages in the latter part of the 17 century.
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