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• Every time the electricity goes out, I have to go "outside" to refuel the whole-house back-up generator!
• My laundry detergent box claims it has 42 loads, but I'm pretty sure I'm only getting about 39 loads!
• My internet speed isn't worth a shit when I just try to stream movies while uploading large files!
• Sometimes my hands hurt when I have to keep clapping to get my noise activated power switches to just work like they're supposed to!
• Sometimes when my iced mocha frappe drink isn't made with enough stuff, they just cheat and fill the excessive free space in the cup with extra whip cream and syrup!
• Someone clearly cut me off and made me wait in the Express Checkout!
• Why does this packaging have other languages on it!
• I can't just take my doggy for a walk on the beach without having to pick up it's shit!
• All I want to do is just record everything I've ever wanted to watch on this TV's DVR, but the damn harddrive thing only allows like 400 hours.
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