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you do know that they only exist for 40 year olds who grew up before personal computers were in every home and office and think that by spending 700+ on one of these things their life will merge with the advertising realm and take on the vacuity and twattishness therein and they will for one brief expensive moment labour under the illusion they have staved off the darkness and have the first clue about what this modern world is and how you put your photos onto your facebook and what a facebook is and your your face gets in the book?
in fact it has been proven the only people who actually own ipads are inexplicably wealthy, clean and toned models who spend their days in sleek big city media business firms not actually doing any work just posing in various multi racial scenes with blank pieces of paper and happy and hard working expressions on their faces. these people spend their nights in expensive wine bars with no knowledge of their own names and instead of speaking merely observe their mouths spouting advertising gibberish. they are essentially phantoms and must be hunted down and vacuumed.
there is no reason to buy one of these expensive pieces of shit unless you are rich and can afford to waste money on something not as good as a good laptop or as useful as a small phone. arent they like 700 or something? if you have that kind of money get a top of the line computer. if you want a phone, get a cheap fake iphone from japan on ebay for like 40-50. you can put your pdfs on it.
if you want an e reader, get a kindle. but ipads are just pointless. if they were 20quid id buy one.
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