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fargo - 2/10. SO THESE GUYS ARE MURDERERS, AND THIS GUY WANTS HIS WIFE DEAD, AND IN THE END THE NICE LADY GIVES THEM A LECTURE ABOUT VIOLENCE AND HOW ITS SO SAD THAT THEY WERE BAD BOYS WOW I REALLY LEARNED SOMETHING AND HAVE BEEN EMOTIONALLY SATISFIED
pulp fiction - 3/10 OMG LOOK AT THEM DANCE, ITS LIKE, THEY ARE AWARE OF THE FACT THEY ARE DANCING TO RETRO MUSIC, LIKE THEY JUST DONT CARE, OMG, ITS LIKE, OMG, ITS LIKE, OMG, THEY ARE LIKE RETRO, AND LIKE, THEY KNOW IT, SO SELF AWARE, OMG. OMG TRAVOLTA IS SO COOL, OMG HE'S BUYING DRUGS, AND HE'S STONED ON DRUGS, LIKE SUCH A BAD ASS WHO JUST DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK. LOOK AT HIM STRUT, LIKE HE'S KNOWS HOW MUCH OF A BAD ASS HE IS, BUT HE'S NOT GOING TO SHOW IT, HE'S GOING TO BE JUST LIKE "YEAH, YEAH BABAY" OMG.
reservoir dogs - 10 mins - WOW SO THESE GUYS ARE AT A TABLE TALKING ABOUT TIPS AND BEING LIKE SO COOL THIS IS GREAT - EJECT
mulholland drive - after the first lesbian scene - OMG SO THIS IS DAVID LYNCH THIS GUY IS LIKE A GOD OF EVERYTHING IN FACT HIS MOVIES ARE SO GOOD SO SO SO GOOD OMG IT MUST BE MY FAULT I AM BORED AS SHIT - EJECT
there will be blood - 3/10 WOW SO THIS GUY LIKES HIS MONAY BUT HE'S LIKE COLD AND DISTANT AND IN THE END HE KILLS THE CHRISTIAN BECAUSE HIS BOTTLED ANGER JUST EXPLODES ITS LIKE HE FORGOT THE LESSONS OF EARLY 21ST CENTURY COMMUNICATIVE CAPITALISM HE WASN'T ALL ABOUT HIS FEELINGS AND DIDN'T DISPLAY THEM IN PUBLIC SO OBVIOUSLY THIS REPRESSES THEM AND YOU GO HOMOCIDAL OBVIOUSLY YES OBVIOUSLY EXACTLY WOW OMG
clerks - 25 mins in - WOW OMG SO THIS GUY IS LIKE SO SARDONIC AND YET DOWN TO EARTH. PERHAPS HE WILL HAVE BETTER LUCK IN MY FUCKING RECYCLE BIN - DO YOU WANT TO REMOVE CLERKS.AVI TO THE RECYCLE BIN? WHY YES, YES I DO. YES I DO, VERY MUCH SO, THANK YOU FOR ASKING.
maNgolia - 5/10 OMG WOW BENEATH THE SHINY VEENER OF THEIR SMOOTHLY FUNCTIONING SOCIETY AMERICANS HAVE FEELINGS AND ISSUES I DONT GIVE A SHIT
sin city - 4/10 SO WOW THESE GUYS ARE SUCH LONERS AND THE WAY THEY THINK ITS LIKE THE AMERICAN MYTH OF MONOMANIC SELF SUFFICIENY THEY ARE SUCH BAD ASSES
rest - havent seen
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