[Daycare Nation]

I wrote a poem on a dog biscuit
And the dog refused to look at it
So I got drunk and looked at the Empire State Building
It was no bigger than a nickel
And if it don't improve
Then I have to move

I never thought that I would end up here
Maybe I should just change my style
But I feel alright when you smile

I stayed at home on the 4th of July
And I pulled the shades so I didn't have to see the sky
I decided to have a Bed In
But I forgot to invite anybody
And when I fell asleep
The neighbors had a peep

I never thought that I would end up here
Maybe I should just change my style
But I feel alright when you smile