No dude. There really isn't anyone around here. haha The weirdest people get around here is like Broken Social Scene or whatever. Then there's the crustmincegrindpowerviolence punks. That's about it. I know the Residents are pretty well-known within their genre, but I've never seen a human being wearing a Residents shirt in my entire life. It would seriously blow my mind.
Yes, I realize that Beefheart is a huge inspiration to the Residents (even possibly a member at one point?). Blah, blah, blah, and yes I can be quite an ignoramus at times...BUT that doesn't change the fact that to me the Residents are much, much, more pleasing to my ears/brain/wiener than what I've heard of Beefheart (and I'll admit - it really isn't much - a few random tunes here and there).
I know it's hard to imagine your hero in life eating a buffet full of disintegrating, white dog turds... but he definitely does in comparison to the Residents. I mean, they certainly don't eat that stuff... I don't know if you know this Adam, but they have fucking eyeballs for heads....they don't have any mouths!
|