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carwash I was snoring like crazy flaming homos with big fat juicy hamburgers on slippery slopes of meat. Unfortunately everyone threw buckets with their grimey little kittens nailed inside. Blood smells emanated from somewhere unknown. Snoopy walked drunkenly towards staring Chinaman like atari wait for Linus he's waiting under the sun lounger like a virgin sucking marbles which shatter as quickly, though not as silently, because girls who eat marbles will combust invariably. Every other carrot will end someday sadly. There was a unexpected death Poland and Turkey. Suddenly up high in the sun, Superman ejaculated within Catwoman's massive, loose, worn, corroded, moist, and gaping bellybutton. Meanwhile porcupines scurried excitedly off towards a wet newspaper and read it hurriedly while scratching their dirty boots. Blood began slowly flowing down into the mouth of Santa. He realised the gravity failed too. So, Santa reached for Rudolph's red raw goober and tugged until it squirted flowed like the old faithful. Yesterday ghoulies ate Steve's penis shaped penis. So he dropped it off at the nearest wall*mart screaming "DONT BUY CLEAN TAMPONS!". People started panicking because the condom was used and slimey. Michael Keaton is
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damnit that sucked
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