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Right, so in one of my day dreams t'other day I said to myself 'Dappy is like the down syndrome Mark E Smith'.
Another of my favourite things I have written recently was 'I put smilies in my poems/ like a retard'
More great/ comical/ crap similes please.
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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Last time I was in Chicago I spent an hour in a Nazi submarine with a banjo player.
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