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Originally Posted by Vodka Goblin
HEY LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT the thing is that the gnome police 'n' the daft fukkin elves yeh, yeh the fukkin nobheds, they NEVER FOWND THE OTHER TOO HOLDIN' SCROLLS so we got a plan for tonite that's gonner happen.
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its tru that qwote like y'kno so listen last nite wos ace, fukkin it's like the old goblins motto y'kno "hugfhhgd shff ssd aiwlgrllr jifd" ha ha its so tru y'just gotta go for it eh, i can't reely translate 'cos y'don't hav a word for "aiwlgrllr" well its a bit like teacup but not too tho, HEY GESS WOT WE DID YEH, y'll never do it so i'll tell yu we took one of the hold scrolls 'n' we we went to the eleven bank y'kno were they keep all the munny they get by bein so corrupt 'n' all, 'n' we walked around for a bit lukkin ded serius, reedin the posters 'n' all that jus lie abowt things like "hey watch owt for goblins 'cos they bad 'n' all" wich isnt tru AT ALL, anyway we were dressed up in posh elf clothes 'n' acted all posh rite, takin the piss, 'n' i was like "i say, yu there, littel fellow, a cup of tea wud be tip-top an' want to depossit sum of mi hard-earned fukkin moolah to" so the assistent, hoo knos we takin the piss asks to se the cash, 'n' thats like the cue rite so jaffi "the professer" gets owt the scroll 'n' reeds it 'N' FUKKIN EVRY ELF IN THE BANK BECUMS LIKE AS STIFF AS A FUKKIN LYMESTONE NOB yeh 'N' THERES NO GNOME POLICE AROWND 'COS THEY ALL IN HOSPITAL 'n' so we started doin all this stuff, like we stood the statue elves in line 'n' threw coins at 'em to knok 'em down, 'n' we were like gettin loads of em 'n' twisting 'em rownd each other so they all stuk together 'n' then we started to rip up all the munny that was in the bank, throwin' it rownd like fukkin confetty, 'n' it wos the best laf ever rite, but then me mate jaffi "the professer" yeh, he sez like "hey like maybee we shud be takin sum of the fukkin cash for owrselves" y'kno for the goblins rite, thats like why we call him the professer 'cos like hoo else wud o' thought of that eh fukkin genius, so we gatherred up wot was left wich wasnt much then we pissed all over the elven bank 'N' WE FUKKIN LEGGED IT BEFOR THE SPELL WOR OFF 'N' WE'YVE ONLY JUST STOPPED LAFFIN so there wasn't much munny left 'cos we'yed ripped it up but we'yl put wot we got to gud use though, we got enuff for the whole of Gundle Village to get pissed a cupple of times so it wos a gud nite's work eh nice stuf 'n' we stil got a hold scrol left tooo, so we'yl put it to gud yuse soon eh ha ha TAKE CARE AND EH IF Y'SEE AN ELF THEN LOB A STIK AT 'IM FROM ME eh 'N' DONT FORGETS TO LISTENS TO THE NOIZY MUSIK 'N' ALL ha ha happy postin' boardies.