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I just make a direct connection with my fucking warlock mind and skip phone calls alltogether.
My cum is a mixture of tiger's blood and jesus's sweat. Yes Jesus existed but he was an Alien. I stole Beck's time machine and went back and fucked Christopher Columbus's mother in the ass and founded America.
I am a descendant of the rare lizard people of Atlantis, transending higher than you children of the apes, who still havent evolved enough to realize two and a half men suck ass.
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