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the CIA won't like what I have to tell you, but I love you, so I will anyways: they "buried him af sea" because they didn't bury him at all.
by saying that he's at the bottom of the Indian Ocean, they prevent having to "follow islamic tradition" or give a billion unwashed fanatics a martyr's grave.
he's on ice aboard an aircraft carrier. likely with Petty Officer Suchnsuch taking posed pictures of his very tiny penis with a peace sign on one hand and thumbs up on the other.
gotta catch em all.
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