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I go to college / That makes me so cool / I live in a dorm / And show off by the pool / I join the right clubs / Just to build an impression / I block out thinking / It won’t get me ahead / My ambition is life / Is to look good on paper / All I want is a slot / In some big corporation / John Belushi’s my hero / I lampoon and I ape him / My news of the world / Comes from Sports Illustrated / I’m proud of my trophies / Like my empty beer cans / Stacked in rows up the wall / To impress all my friends / No, I’m not here to learn / I just want to get drunk / And major in business / And be taught how to fuck / Win! Win! / I always play to win / Wanna fit in like a cog / In the faceless machine / Chorus: I’m a terminal terminal terminal preppie / terminal terminal terminal preppie / terminal terminal terminal terminal / terminal terminal terminal terminal / I want a wife with tits / Who just smiles all the time / In my centerfold world / Filled with Springsteen and wine / Some day I’ll have power / Some day I’ll have boats / A tract in some suburb / With Thanksgivings to host /
Pretty much anything be Biafra.
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