From the vault:
"I am gunna take mah 22 chigga gun, and come shoot you and that punkass motherfucking faggot Doctor _______."
Sir, you need a psychiatrist, not a pulmonologist.
"Well it comes after".
'Comes after' what, sir?
"Motherfucker, IT COMES AFTER PULMONOLOGY, DON'T IT???"
Yes sir, it does, IN THE PHONEBOOK.
Note: this call also featured the line "white people don't care about Martin Luther King. All you people care about is Princess Di".
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