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'You put my wife into a suitcase and shipped her like UPS"
How do you spell your wife's last name?
(Spells x 4, each time more venomously than the last)
No...sorry. I cannot find that name in my system.
(spells again...because, you know, spelling isn't my strong suit)
No....I'm sorry, but no...
"YOU PUT HER INTO A BOX!!"
......
"This is _____________ at ___________, right?"
No....
"sorry....wrong number."
[/sigh]
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