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bars do suck for men. try being stuck in a dj booth for five hours with all the party girls knowing you can't run away
have you ever tried to tell a woman that her request is stupid and you literally can't play it and wouldn't if you could.
she's gonna say please fifty times and think just because you're a man that you are personally obligated to play the black eyed peas
if they're really drunk they'll start touching things without permission. namely active soundsystems.
and don't get me started on thinking you get to leave a jacket and purse on top of things i'm trying to use, and that i have to be a bodyguard for a strangers bag instead of doing my job.
so drinking home alone sounds pretty good because women are annoying, it isn't really quite as bad as worrying a man is going to kill you though
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