god, clowns fucking suck. I've hated clowns since I was a kid. When I was about 5, I used to imagine clowns were going to come take me away, and I would watch the lights on the wall from cars as they went by to make sure they were turning off my street, cause I (no joke) thought they might be the the lights on the front of a clown's unicycle and he was going to kidnap me. No fucking joke
