[Daycare Nation]

So, I'd like to share my opinion that Willie Wonka is an evil capitalist propaganda film intended to brainwash children into being good citizens.

We start out with a poor, innocent child whose family can hardly afford to buy him candy...ironically, this child's dream is to visit the factory where candy is mass-produced by a wealthy corporation, and visit "the man."

Once inside, we find that children in this factory are tortured simply for being who they are, and subjected to frightening orange midgets known as oompa loompas, whose purpose is to make the children obey "the man." Of course, our poor child star does exactly as he is told until he is a slave of the corporation.

He thinks he has won, but he only become a pawn in the endless cycle of the "haves" and "have nots," which will exist until capitalism is destroyed and the ideas of state and ownership forever abolished. If there were any beauty or truth in this film, the poor families would burn the factory and put Willie Wonka to death.

...oh and I won't be seeing the new version, since I heard that Johnny Depp looks and talks exactly like Michael Jackson--further evidence that anything associated with this film is pure evil.