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Sonic Youth will die ON STAGE while performing the outro to The Diamond Sea. Lee will be the first to go- his head will just explode due to a pre-amp overload, like at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark. Kim will run at Thurston, cling, and then the couple will fall into an amp stack, exploding. As Steve performs his long-awaited vocal debut among this, the exploding stax will crash down on top of him, effectively killing the Sonic Youth in one 10-second destruct-o-rama.
As the curtains close, Jim O'Rourke, Richard Edson, Bob Bert and Jim Sclavunos will walk on stage with Courtney Love in a cage. They turn their shotguns/jazzblasters on her. After she is gone, they shoot themselves in the head- destroying all remaining Sonic Youth members anyone ever knew about.
Ann DeMarinis shows up to perform a keyboard encore.
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