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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
GREAT! toilets could use a scrub. as long as you can yell at me to clean the box the way she does i'll do it myself. hA! i just get absent-minded/lost in my head.
nobody gets near my beloved freezer except for me. i do all the cooking, so you can have free meals besides all of the FREE CLEANING FUN!
DAILY SPECIALS
breakfast - bacon, coffee, cigarettes
lunch - steak, coffee, cigarettes
dinner - gin coktails, peanuts, cigarettes
(i really almost never smoke but the menu looks better that way)
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i am IN!
especially when there's steak involved-
let me find a sugar daddy to pay my flight and I'll be there
you'll only have to take me shopping to get one of these
(maybe a bit fancier???)
and some rubber gloves so I won't ruin my nails
