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Originally Posted by PLips

'Mac' Macaroni Rigatoni inventor of pastasciutta died 4 years and 5 months ago at the young age of 204 from eating kraft mac and cheese dinner with a metal shard in it. a noodle had to be inserted into his esophagus to keep his stomach from collapsing after pasta was leaking into his stomach cavity.

he had a psychedelic vision of the flying spaghetti monster after a wedding when he was 17 and sought to reproduce the divine compound of its flesh and succeeded in 1846, 3 minutes before the chinese synthesized noodles.

he spent the last 100 years signing autographs on macaroni art 45 hours a day and has the goodness book of world record for alpha-ghetti signatures

he is succeeded by his great great great great grand dog, chef bon jovardee who rents a dog house in tuscany

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sorry i was bored, trip out on this