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I'm bored, so here we go:
NYC's First 'Professional Cuddler' Will Spoon You For Money (VIDEO)

New York's Museum Of Sex Mounts Very Explicit Exhibits (NSFW)


Pet Cemeteries May Bury Owners With Animals In New York



'Meat Rushmore' Sculpture Shows Presidents Covered In Jerky

Bigfoot Unveiling Turns Into Huge Toe Job



Man Sues Almost Everyone For $2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

that's 2 undecillion ??




Naked Cowboy Gets Underwear Line



Real Estate Mogul Sean Ludwick Allegedly Paints Penises In Ex's Home



Brian Malta Fired Unloaded Civil War-Era Cannon At Neighbors





ok, so this one is not from New York, but worth the read anyway
Gregory Matthew Bruni, Naked Intruder, Pooped And Masturbated In Tony Lands' Florida Home