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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
start packing your bags, because trump is going to be he next president
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I'm not yet so completely and utterly disillusioned that I can even envision a future where that's an actual possibility.
I know Americans are dumb, fat, complacent, puppet-strung little shats, who "think" via cloud and Facebook news feed, and barely qualify as human beings compared to more progressive cultures who cherish independent thought and resist all government mind-policing (here's to being French in the next life! *clink!*), but as cute a show as he's putting on, he's very obviously a moron.
In that Palin interview I gasped at the realization that Donald Trump (who, logic would dictate, must have some intellectual strengths, even if they're limited to keen manipulations of entrepreneurial showmanship, designed to trick a culture of Euro-bread peons into believing in the myth of the self-made man) is actually a less astute political mind than Sarah Fucking Palin. It's like being a less determined ball club than the Chicago Cubs, and yet, that's what he is.
I know he's using some rather obvious "ohnohedint" maneuvers to make himself seem less like a doltish MOR republican spoon sucker (that nonsense about taxes should only fool the short-bus seat fillers on Capital Hill), but despite our limitless arrogance and ignorance as voters, I refuse to believe that even the republican electorate is stupid enough to actually cast more than a poll vote in that walking blow-up doll's favor.
Great example of someone who makes Kanye West look like a legitimate, desirable and even highly qualified presidential hopeful.
But yes I will leave the country if that ape enters office.
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Oh I'll be great at it! Yeah! Yeah! I'll be great at being president. You kiddin?' I'll be so good with women! I love women! Women are so- ah, you kiddin'? I cherish women. I'd be soo good on women. And the military!"