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Originally Posted by truncated
Why is this more pleasurable than taking a shit with the door closed?
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because then the spirit of my faeces is able to roam freely throughout the house before i flush, which would not be the case if the door was closed, obviously. and because of the glorius essence of my shit (the glory of which my housemates are entirely ignorant of, and unlikely to be receptive to) i think it is only right to leave the door open when possible.