The GOP Platform Committee has announced several other revisions and clarifications:
1. Hate the sinner, harbor secret curiosity about the sin.
2. It's not about heritage; it's about hate.
3. Jesus was full of shit about other cheeks, Samaritans, casting first stones, and love.
4. The GOP is the Party of [George] Lincoln [Rockwell].
5. "Porn is bad and shameful, you should never look at it, just like I never look at it, late at night, with my laptop, in fact, if you'll excuse me for a moment...."
6. Fuck those whores, who do they fucking think they are? I mean, we care about womens' health and the unborn.
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